Pick Up the Easiest Thanksgiving Turkey Ever at Chocolate Moose

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OK, so it's inflatable, but this is one good-looking turkey. It can be all yours for $14 at downtown gift and curiosity shop Chocolate Moose. "The perfect holiday centerpiece or back-up turkey in case you screw up the one you are cooking for dinner," their website advises. Pair this with the Yankee Candle Turkey & Stuffing candle and voila, instant phony Thanksgiving.
· Yankee Candle Has Turkey and Other Thanksgiving Food Scents [Racked]
· Chocolate Moose [Official Site]